This week’s inspiration is based on this writeup in The Insider of “7 popular wedding traditions that are actually super creepy.” The writer, Lindsay Mack, is either a master of deadpan humor or understates everything in life. I hope it’s the former. I am amused when editors are such to slaves to style that they will shoehorn anything into their

Dow Jones’ Marketwatch, apparently looking to both branch out and create filler, has a column for wedding guests entitled “Remember these rules at the next wedding you attend.” The tips range from the fairly obvious to HILARIOUSLY obvious, and we will dissect them. I, for one, don’t want to dish out obvious advice. I want to my bleatings to have