There’s an episode of Seinfeld where George Costanza comes to the conclusion that everything he does is WRONG, and that’s why his life sucks.  Jerry tells him, “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right!” George decides to do the exact opposite of everything he would usually do.  As a result, he lands

I’ve been in the wedding business a while…over 12 years, in fact…and in the process I’ve crossed paths with more than a few brides.  There are a few misconceptions about them that I simply must expose.  *deep breath*   WARNING:  Prepare yourself for a healthy dose of sarcasm.  All those lacking a sense of humor, turn back now. 1.  Brides