A while back we asked a powerful question on our Book More Brides Facebook page…
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever heard a bride say?
We got some amazingly ridiculous, crazy answers! The real outrageous quotes of brides have inspired a series of loopy images we’ll be sharing over the next couple weeks. This one comes from our friend Meghan Ely of OFD Consulting.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard a bride say? Leave us a comment, and if we like your bride’s crazy we’ll come up with an image for it.
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A couple we worked with could not agree on anything. The future groom was being more practical than the stars-in-her-eyes bride to be. In exasperation, she said to him, “You shouldn’t disagree with me, even when I’m wrong”.
LOVE this! Thanks for sharing, Beth.
“Do we have to pay for your food at dinner?”
“What’s a marriage license?” (2 hours before the ceremony)
At the time, I was the President of the local disc jockey association and one day I had a bride call us and say “Can you help me find my DJ?” At first I thought she was looking to hire one. But no, she told me she had already hired someone several months ago, but now can’t ‘find’ him. She had called but the number was disconnected and had gone to his apartment (in Isla Vista – a college town next to UCSB) and he had moved and left no forwarding address.
Well, since we had never heard of him, we couldn’t help with that. Then she asked if WE were available for her wedding. I told her we were and when I told her the price, she flipped out! “Oh my God! That’s TWICE what I paid the other guy!!” I told her that might be the case, but we were professionals and would be there whenever she needed us as well as assuring her that we would actually show up on her wedding day. She said “Well, okay, but can I apply the $600 I already paid the other guy towards the cost?” Yeah, I don’t think so… That really IS crazy!!
My bride made these huge demands on how classy she wanted her wedding to be…. top notch we are expecting over 300 guests and things have to be right!… She orders the 150 or so invitations and then says… we wont need postage… we are going to hand deliver them!!!!! My thought was REALLY?…
Funniest thing a bride said to us? When my wife was upselinig a wedding album bride said “Does it come with photos in it?”
Seriously? That is too funny!